Right Said Fred
I have numerous questions, but let's just start with the few that come to mind.
1) Why is an 80s music act running for president?
2) Weren't all those guys British?
3) He looks like hell. Is this what happens when weightlifters fall from grace?
4) If he promises to drop "Hail to the Chief" and walk in under "I'm Too Sexy," he gets my vote.
5) Why wasn't #4 a question?
6) Which reporter will be the first to ask him "What do you know and when did you know it?"
7) Why doesn't the sentence in #6 get two question marks?
8) Is he trying to hypnotize us in that photograph?
9) I thought Fred said, "Right." Why is he using his left hand?
10) Will the Democrats run Frankie against this guy?
I say Relax.
The illustration is intended as a parody. If it offends you, please write about it on your blog. Link to me. We'll do lunch.
