That mean old man at the house with the big fence on Pennsylvania Avenue
The Little League World Series is on ESPN today. The on-field reporter found that a couple of players from the Russian team visited the White House a couple of years ago. Her crack investigative reporting led her to an important story:
The players had three baseballs signed by Vladimir Putin. They wanted Bush to sign them also, but the Secret Service confiscated the balls. I'm sure they were worried that Bush couldn't duck a 40 mph brushback pitch.
The SS promised to return the balls after the visit, but the poor boys still don't have their baseballs.
So, today, I say, "Mr. Bush, Throw back those balls!"
