Moving to the New South
My four year-old daughter announced this morning that there is to be a wedding in our home tomorrow.
Her two koala bears, Willie and Luis (Looie), are tying the knot. It matters not that they are "cousins."
I haven't checked the Florida law for cousin marriage, but I am sure I will have a fight at the courthouse when I inform them Willie and Luis are both male.
Though I am not the captain of the house I can perform the ceremony. I am an ordained minister.



