Where are you Barry Bonds? A nation turns its, well, stomach
"Barry Bonds underwent a second operation on his right knee Thursday morning, a setback that makes unlikely his hopes of being ready for opening day." -- ESPN
"One reason we were so tight-lipped is because the process took all day yesterday and into the night to get the results," Conte said. "We had to talk about options and we made the decision last night. Bonds made the final decision." -- ESPN
Excuse me while I laugh -- a few seconds of Woody Woodpecker followed by a Lily Tomlin snort and ending with an Art Carney smile.
All those who believe Bonds is actually just hiding from Congress just stay silent. See? 50,000,000 readers agree.



